Ladies, I'm sorry. Over the weekend, I got word from my man Yul Kwon that he is now engaged: Survivor Winner Yul Kwon Gets Engaged. The Survivor: Cook Islands winner proposed to girlfriend Sophie Tan, and the lucky lady said yes. They were at a benefit concert on Saturday night at Stanford, Yul's alma mater, where Seriously played the couple's special song. Yul then took the stage to pop the question, presenting Sophie with a platinum, 2.2-karat, cushion-cut diamond ring. Niiiiice. The man's got the moves. (A million bucks doesn't hurt either.)

This news, of course, breaks the hearts of women everywhere. I know quite a few people who have had a crush on Yul since Cook Islands. Hell, I've had a crush on Yul since Cook Islands. Ah, well. Congratulations to the happy couple.