What is up with this stupid-ass iPhone application? Now you can have your very own geisha! Check it out: GEISHA. According to the description: "Keep Geisha in your pocket all the time! Geisha will start dancing in accordance with the sound of Shamisen when you clap your hands." Sheesh.

You've got to be kidding me. This is not only the most useless iPhone application ever created, it's also basically a handheld-sized exotic Oriental fantasy... for your pocket. How convenient! Enjoy yourselves, weirdos. That's racist!