about
archive
rss
contact

5.19.2009

federal funds for "moo goo dog pan"
Last month in Congress, the House overwhelmingly passed "The Great Cats and Rare Canids Act," which would authorized $5 million annually from fiscal 2010 to 2014 to help preserve snow leopards, wild African dogs and other endangered species. Yay, I guess: As Obama says to cut millions, House OKs $50 million for animals.

I only bring this up because of the comments of Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX), who griped how federal funds going to China for the protection of rare cats and dogs may actually result in "moo goo dog pan or moo goo cat pan." Here's part of the transcript from C-SPAN:
Again I appreciate the sensitivities with regard to rare cats and dogs around the world. With regard to the previous votes on this bill in the House, to be specific, 227 Democrats voted "aye," 67 Republicans voted "aye," which also was about the same numbers, similar numbers, that voted for the bailout back in September, which was also a huge mistake. There was one Democrat that voted "no" and 118 Republicans that voted "no."

But we are even in different times now. We are still borrowing money from the Chinese. And, once again, the irony here is incredible. We are going to borrow more money from the Chinese to possibly give them money back to create habitats for wild dogs and cats that are rare.

There is no assurance that if we did that we wouldn't end up with moo goo dog pan or moo goo cat pan. There is no way to assure that money will not be wasted when it's sent to foreign countries.
And here's last night's Daily Show's Moment of Zen: Moo Goo Dog Pan. Seriously, Congressman? Come on, Gohmert. Did you really have to go there? Say what you will about how the United States spends its money -- that's your job. But did you really have to get cute and go for the "moo goo dog pan" line? Let me break the news to you: you're not that funny. So keep the Chinese dog/cat-eating jokes out of the Congressional Record. That's racist! (Thanks, Meredith.)



top | archive



angry link of the week
Tuesday Night Project

angriest posts

  • the 30 most influential asian americans under 30
  • adam carolla talks shit about pacquiao and the philppines
  • single ladies devastation
  • now casting: koreatown reality show
  • the 50 most racist movies (you didn't think were racist)
  • little asian girl's badass parallel parking
  • voltron girl
  • postsecret: your asian man is too hot
  • i am extremely terrified of chinese people
  • "chink": a bad choice of words
  • m. night shyamalan talks last airbender and "diversity"
  • the phrase that needs to die
  • "asian boobs" iphone app
  • by popular demand: that hot japanese soccer player guy
  • is abdc banning all-asian crews? (no)
  • east high: 'orientals' mascot has got to go
  • korean talent audition is a scam
  • maybelline's stupid 'asian' eyes
  • starburst's scottish/korean "contradiction"
  • there goes the neighborhood
  • TwitterFacebook