"Ajay Bhatt"
Available from Intel

Description: "Yes, they are finally here; "authentic" Ajay Bhatt t-shirts for you to wear around town to express your inner geekness. You wanted em' you got em'." But they apparently only have 100 available, and are only handing them out through this giveaway.

Ajay Bhatt, of course, is the co-inventor of the USB, and is celebrated with rockstar-like fervor in a recent hilarious Intel commercial. However, that's not actually Dr. Bhatt in the ad -- it's an actor named Sunil Narkar. To be honest, I'd rather have the t-shirt featured in the commercial.