"Han's Tournament"
Available from Last Exit to Nowhere

Description: "We are unique, gentlemen, in that we create ourselves. Through long years of rigorous training, sacrifice, denial, pain, we forge our bodies in the fire of our will. But tonight, let us celebrate. Gentlemen, you have our gratitude."

Words from the nefarious Han, host of the infamous island martial arts tournament in Enter the Dragon. Of course, this unexpectedly happened to be the final year of the tournament... all due to the badassness of a dude named Lee. Consider this shirt a souvenir.