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9.01.2009

a box of ugly ass asian family dolls

A reader named Ing-Haw spotted this awesome gem at a local toy store and snapped a photo. A set of Asian Family... dolls? Action figures? Voodoo dolls? Not sure, but the box is yours for just $22.00.

The attention to detail is astounding -- the identical bowl-shaped haircuts (for all family members!), the small slant-eyes, the inscrutable smiles. Is that supposed to be ethnic dress, or just ass-ugly doll clothing? Yes, just like in real life, they are they are the coolest family in your toy chest.



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