Contrary to the wisdom of Chappelle's Show, not everything is cooler in slow motion. I do not know who made this video, where it comes from (Japan, presumably), or why it was made... but it's pretty mesmerizing.

In case you're curious, I'm told that the track is "Luv Pt. 2" by Nujabes feat. Shing 02. Whoa, did I just see a guy swat a dead fish at the camera?