As you know, there are many trashy and exploitative Asian-themed costumes out there. It's a tradition I dread every year. Here's yet another one: Shanghai Girl Costume. Perfect for anyone who wants to do the sexy, seductive Asian thing for Halloween, but lack that, um, Asian-ness:

Explore the wonders of the Orient in a seductive Asian-inspired mini. Includes floral hairpiece and fan. Polyester/spandex. Imported.

Imported from where? Surely not Shanghai. And yes, I understand that it is from Frederick's of Hollywood, which means it's actually supposed to be extra trashy. So ladies, you can be a sexy cop, a foxy flapper... or a Shanghai Girl. It's also available in Shanghai Girl Plus, so nobody feels left out of the Oriental exploitation. Hooray. (Thanks, Cathy.)

Oh, and to see many more ridiculously inappropriate Halloween costumes (get your own KKK robe!), go here: Politically Incorrect Halloween Costumes.